Here are some F.A.Q. with their answers, will make more overtime:
Can I be promoted?
- No.
Why not?
- I promote people when I feel they have earned it, the promotions are based on: helpfullness, friendlyness, discuss alot on guild chat, your level, bribes (mostly to guild bank), participation in raids and guild events and lots of other things. Sometimes I even do questions in guild chat where you can get promoted if answering correctly first of all.
Can you give me money?
- Nope, but you can take some out of the guild bank, the amount depends on your rank. You can also farm money in Hellfire, boars there drop 30-50g.
Do you want to trade account?
- Hell no, you shouldn't trade accounts, too many scammers around and it is easy to level up.
If a beaver is inside a washing machine in space, moving towards the sun at a speed of 30 km/h, how many people on earth will sneeze in an hour?
- 5... wait what?
If the beaver escapes and heads for earth, how long can it hold his breath?
- There's no escape.
Is the raid over?
- It's never over! Stop asking already...
Can you powerlevel me from lvl 1-70?
- Sure if you pay me 500€ per level.
Do I have to participate in guild events?
- No, but if you don't then Gurp might have to brake your legs.
What time is the guild event? I'm on at 8pm but it isn't happening.
- The guild event times are ALWAYS in server time, which means you have to mark the clock on your minimap and then you get two time readings, one if for your time zone and one is for realm, the realm time is the server time and the one you should follow.
Gold plox!
- No I won't give you gold... Hey wait you asked me that already, get the h*** out of here you lazy hobo!
Can my alts join the guild?
- Of course
Can my alts be in another guild?
- Sure but again Gurp might brake some legs...
Kek?
- Moving right along...
that freat, a great way to get ppl to join the guild! oh and you still need to promote the ppl who got on top of that lamp 
You will remember!
